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Disclaimer: I disclaim anything wrong with this BLOG. - Me

“I never could tell a lie that anyone would doubt, nor a truth that anybody would believe.” – Mark Twain

"In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made School Boards."- Mark Twain from Wit and Wisecracks

“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." – Mark Twain

"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." – Mark Twain

"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed." – Mark Twain

"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please."
— Mark Twain

"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain." - Mark Twain

I never had an original thought that wasn’t mine or one you thought was yours. - Me

It is predictable that only half of what the weatherperson forecasts is the correct and the other half is not correct knowing which is which is the problem. - Me

Some Mark Twain stories are known for the truth they tell as much as the lies they spin. -Me... then again maybe someone else